Now that it is January I have foolishly decided to have a detox for the rest of the month, due to this completely ruining my social life I was wondering if you could maybe suggest an alternative activity that will help keep me occupied for the very long,

Question

Talk shit

Cave in

Poll Results

Use Poll in Facebook Messenger:

Answer 1

Pick a Fight

Answer 2

Be Rude and Abusive

Answer 3

Rob a Bank

Answer 4

Swing a Cat Around the Room

Answer 5

Write Music

Answer 6

Disrupt Somebody Else's Attempt to Write Music

Answer 7

Murder Somebody

Answer 8

Have a Mix

Answer 9

Ruin Somebody Else's Mix

Answer 10

Burn Down my Neighbour's House

Answer 11

Break Glass

Answer 12

Watch Football (Actually ignore that one)

Answer 13

Be Nice (lol)

Answer 14

Get a haircut

Answer 15

Go for a run (HAHAHAHAHA! Jesus why did I write that)

Answer 16

Throw a Brick Through the Windscreen of a Very Good Friend's Car

Answer 17

Get a mobile phone (LOL)

Answer 18

Hold my Boss Hostage (What Boss?)

Answer 19

Become Bored

Answer 20

Become Really Smug and Elitist About the Fact that I am on a Detox

Answer 21

Create a Pointless Internet Poll

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