Would anyone be interested in purchasing commemorative shirts once we hit a million fans?

The joke won going away. "OH MY GOD IM ON FIRE." grabbed 58% on day one and never let go across 42 days and 9,834 votes, edging up to 61% by day 35 before settling at 60.3%. Straight "Yes" trailed the whole time, finishing at 34.2%, while actual "No" barely registered at 5.5%.

This wasn't fan devotion — of 9,834 voters, just 13 were fans of the page. The joke pulled 488 men to 193 women, a wider gender gap than Yes (254M/101F), and dominated every top country from the US (453 votes) to Japan, with only tiny Sweden and Denmark bucking the trend.

• Wire-to-wire lock · The joke answer led all 42 days with zero lead changes
• Non-fan stampede · Only 13 of 9,834 voters were actual page fans
• Peak absurdity · Joke option hit its high of 61% on day 35